Muskrat Reviewed

There are far worse things I would like to publicly call him, but I think I can start with this for many reasons. The small man likes to start shit, talk shit, but he's hiding behind Trump or other far-right wingers on X (formerly Twitter). Every time the small man gets bored of pretending to completely run Tesla, SpaceX, or however many other companies he has under his (money) belt, he feels the need to start spreading misinformation on X about something or someone. The latest pathetic "crusade" of Musk was to blame Ukraine for an alleged DDoS of X.com. I won't go as far as calling it a hack because Musk probably wouldn't know the difference between a DDoS and a hack, but he loved to point fingers at his enemies right away. As someone once said before: ¹

I happen to know software too. Definitely not on the level of Rod Hilton, but I know enough to understand the absurdity of the tweet where Musk called someone a retard on X.com for thinking "the government uses SQL." Don't believe me? Check it out below—I actually embedded the tweet. You probably wouldn't want to click on it to give X.com traffic, but in case anyone wants to call me a liar because it is difficult to believe someone could be stupid enough to say that. Here: ²

If you click on the date, it'll take you right to the tweet. Why is this so important? The small man is in charge of D.O.G.E. (Department of Government Efficiency), and he (illegally) oversees a lot of the government behind the scenes, including the literal software stack used across the government. If Muskrat wanted us to believe his decisions were calculated, he is doing an absolute shit job of demonstrating it. Side note: All employees at D.O.G.E. are supposedly making the max GS schedule while calling us leeches. He apparently wanted the potential government shutdown in March 2025 to happen so he could fire hundreds of thousands of federal workers during the shutdown. See what I mean when I call him a pussy? The dude wouldn't be doing any of this shit if he didn't have his pocket pussy Donald Trump with the pardon pen. He's not as big of a man as he thinks he is.³

Let's examine the Ukraine situation further. Musk thinks he can rely on IP location alone to determine someone hacked his joke of a social media website. But if any of you readers understand how the internet works beyond social media, you know VPNs exist and could've disguised the actual location of the individual. It's probably not any of the mainstream VPNs—more likely a custom or lesser-known VPN service. This assumes the IP address genuinely originated traffic from Ukraine because there is no reason to trust Muskrat on anything he says. The small man is a pathological liar; you must take whatever he says with the biggest grain of salt your grandpappy has ever seen.⁴

But let's go further back. You may have heard when Muskrat decided to call someone a "pedophile" on social media. If you haven't, this was regarding Vernon Unsworth, a British diver involved in the cave rescue in Thailand, where a junior association football team was horrifically trapped deep inside a cave system. A terrible situation to be in. So naturally, Musk had an idea to use a mini-submarine to help the trapped boys. I actually don't know a lot about cave diving, but I did see a few videos on YouTube where the cave system doesn't look anywhere near large enough for a mini-sub. I don't even know where Musk got that idea. Naturally, when Unsworth rightfully called it a PR stunt from Musk, Musk fired back by smearing him as a pedophile. You know what else sucks about this? Musk got away with it completely. Must be nice to have inherited, unearned money to throw at lawyers to escape accountability.⁵

Elon Musk wins defamation case over ‘pedo guy’ tweet about caver

Tesla’s founder did not defame a UK caver who helped in the Thai cave rescue, a US jury finds.

BBC NewsBBC News

Feeling uneasy yet? We're just getting started. Musk then, in 2025, accused Jess Phillips of being a "rape genocide apologist." I'll admit I don't know much about any mass rape situation in the UK, but does Musk really think I'm going to take the situation more seriously because Musk decided to call Jess Phillips—a woman in charge of Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Safeguarding and Violence Against Women and Girls—a "rape genocide apologist," claiming that “a quarter-million little girls were – still are – being systematically raped by migrant gangs in Britain”? No one but far-right trolls, who want to disgustingly smear anyone they don't like, should believe this horrific crime is happening based on the "evidence" Musk provided, which are nothing more than unsubstantiated claims made by Muskrat and other far-right trolls with nothing better to do than stir up shit on social media.⁶

The disparaging comments about Jess from Musk came after she rejected calls for a national investigation. Obviously, just because Phillips is in charge of a government department handling cases regarding rape doesn't mean that alone can earn the public's trust. But Phillips has a duty to ensure UK citizens' tax dollars aren't wasted. There is zero point in spending all those funds on an expensive national investigation based solely on online claims. Imagine if we decided to spend a trillion US tax dollars because someone said there were aliens in remote US regions. It's the same stupid energy that should be treated with the same validity as claims from a brainwashed teenager. Musk isn't remotely interested in helping those "rape victims" in the UK; otherwise, he'd put his own money up! He has an unbelievable amount of it, so again, Musk is a pussy.⁷

There are more points between the last tidbit and this, but I'll conclude with this. The last point demonstrating Muskrat as the most rancid douchebag ever to walk on Earth is when he called Polish Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski a small man and told him to be quiet. Why? Sikorski had legitimate concerns about the funding and reliability of Starlink in Ukraine. It's not crazy to think Musk would sabotage Starlink operations to give Russia the upper hand. Musk has publicly expressed his disdain for Ukraine's current leadership, saying that Zelensky, tirelessly working through the war, is a "despised dictator." Really, Muskrat? As of early March 2025, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's approval rating has risen to approximately 67%. Meanwhile, 46% disapprove of Musk's performance as head of DOGE among registered voters. DOGE, being the department that shouldn't exist and shouldn't have the authority it currently exercises. But Zelensky is the asshole here, right, Musk? Sikorski was right to question Starlink's commitment, especially when we're hearing a DDoS attack supposedly originated within Ukraine. How do we know it wasn't one of Musk's stupid college dropout stooges causing the DDoS, making it appear to come from within Ukraine to give Musk an excuse to downgrade or entirely remove the service? Musk can't be trusted because he is a pussy.⁸

Sources:

¹ Musk Tweet on Ukraine DDoS (X.com) ² Musk's SQL Government Tweet (X.com) ³ Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Overview, March 2025 ⁴ VPN use and cybersecurity insights ⁵ BBC News: Elon Musk wins defamation case over ‘pedo guy’ tweet (BBC, 2019) ⁶ Jess Phillips's statement rejecting a national investigation (Parliamentary records, UK, 2025) ⁷ Funding and investigative standards in UK government departments ⁸ Ukrainian and DOGE Approval Ratings, March 2025